Phil And Me
"I want my ugly teenage son Phil to be a doctor, but he want to be an actor. HE IS CRAZY. How is he supposed to take care of me when I am older?"
Describe yourself in exactly 140 characters (length of a tweet)? I love to sing karaoke and dance to new dance called Gangnam Style. Good workout. I want my ugly teenage son Phil to be a doctor, but he want to be an actor. HE IS CRAZY. How is he supposed to take care of me when I am older? I am 32 year old... okay, 44. And I single mother who love my son until I die!
What's the best joke you've heard recently? I don't like joke. Make no money talking joke.
And the worst joke? That worse.
What's a dream you've had recently? I dream my son will be healthy and rich and buy two houses for me.
What are you looking forward to the most at MICF? Teaching the people of Australia about tough love, and to buy my book Dragon Mum.
WHEN & WHERE: Thursday 28 March to Thursday 18 April, MICF, Hairy Little Sista, Upstairs Lounge
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