"I don’t “do” sport, but now that I live in Melbourne I think I have to say AFL."
Describe yourself in 140 characters (length of a tweet)? 4 parts Taurean, 2 parts middle-aged, 1 part magic realism, 3 parts organic, 4 parts chardonnay, 3 parts purple-orange swirl, 1 part dancing queen, the rest chocolate.
Who is your biggest celebrity crush and why? If I had one, it would be three parts Alan Rickman, two parts Billy Connolly, two parts Sting and the rest chocolate.
What's your favourite team sport and why? I don't “do” sport, but now that I live in Melbourne I think I have to say AFL.
What's a nightmare you've had recently? I was in a huge crowd going to a Comedy Festival info night. An ex-boyfriend was there, doing what exes do! I couldn't read the notice board 'cause the light was dim and I didn't have my glasses. I couldn't find the right room, so I just went in the first door. The floor was sloping, the chairs were in diagonal rows facing the walls – it was Alice In Wonderland meets Melbourne Recital Hall toilets. And there was a free carbonara dinner under everyone's seat!
WHEN & WHERE: Thursday 28 March to Tuesday 9 April, MICF, Tuxedo Cat