Edible Pets: The Farewell Tour

Describe yourself in exactly 140 characters (length of a tweet)? The Edible Pets are two middle-aged blokes with something to say and a rapidly diminishing time to say it in.

What's the best joke you've heard recently? That Australia's a fair and equitable society.

And the worst joke? The same joke.

What's a dream you've had recently? That I'm 43 and unemployed and balding a bit and struggling with my weight and, oh wait, that's my real, “awake” life.

What are you looking forward to the most at MICF? People enjoying our little show and giving me some of their money. Not too much. Just what's right.

WHEN & WHERE: Thursday 28 March to Sunday 21 April, MICF, Victoria Hotel, Acacia Room