Primus

Primus have played their first live show since Alexander's October exit, with former member Bryan 'Brain' Mantia sitting behind the kit.

Primus have warned hopeful applicants to be wary of "sad individuals who are obviously struggling with their own insecurities and shriveled genitalia".

Primus are "seeking a well-mannered, affable individual with original sensibility and aesthetic, possessing a desire to open new doors in the creative world."

"It came as a complete shock to all of us here in the Primus camp."

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