Everything you need to know about the hot topics of the week.
This week’s edition of Celebrities Social The Darnedest Things features wise words from the Parks & Rec cast, an unfortunate Tony Abbott Twitter trend and more. Turn on Netflix and chill.
As far as tour news goes, Park & Rec stars Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally naming a run of Australian dates for next year was definitely a pleasant surprise. They’re best worst couple of the show and actually married in real life. To celebrate, we trolled through Twitter to find the best tweets from Parks & Rec cast members. Unfortunately, Leslie Knope (Amy Poehler) doesn’t tweet.
— Nick Offerman (@Nick_Offerman) August 1, 2015
So weird that hot dogs come in packs of ten but my butthole can only fit eight so far
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) September 18, 2014
are the teen choice awards about abortion
— joe mande (@JoeMande) August 11, 2014
Did Frasier ever figure out what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs?
— Ben Schwartz (@rejectedjokes) August 4, 2015
Wonder if I could offer a VIP EXPERIENCE ticket with Meet and Greet, but the Meet and Greet involves meeting Bruno Mars and not me...
— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) February 7, 2014
Last day. #ThankYouParksCrew pic.twitter.com/GgafqHFTnH
— Adam Scott (@mradamscott) December 12, 2014
IM A DIAPER GIRL IN A DIAPER WORLD
— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag) April 9, 2015
The name's Douchemaster McChest And this is my first headshot. You're welcome. #throwbackthursday circa 2000 pic.twitter.com/85B6tl3swn
— chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) September 12, 2014
Wow, Taylor Swift just brought out the Soup Nazi and made her feed her soup like a baby bird, I'm living for this rn
— Siobhan Thompson (@vornietom) August 27, 2015
Whenever Taylor Swift leaves the room, I bet her friends are all contractually obligated to only discuss how much they love and miss her
— John Cochran (@JohnMCochran) August 28, 2015
I keep waking up expecting to see headlines that Taylor Swift welcomed Jesus to the 1989 Tour stage.
— Kingsley (@kingsleyyy) August 27, 2015
Next up, Taylor Swift drags a rotting deer carcass on stage to sing 'Chocolate Rain'.
— Brandon (@UNTRESOR) August 27, 2015
If you don’t yet know what “Netflix and chill” means yet (who are you, News Corp?), these tweets will explain it pretty quickly.
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Ohhhh yea Netflix and Chill because nothing gets a girl hornier than straight to DVD Disney movies and documentaries about Ocean life
— Vinny Guadagnino (@VINNYGUADAGNINO) August 26, 2015
netflix AND chill? in this economy??
— russell alton (@Choplogik) August 24, 2015
My child: mommy where do babies come from? Me: Netflix and chill
— The Gabbie Show (@TheGabbieShow) August 21, 2015
Unlucky.
As you can imagine, I'm pretty disappointed about the inadvertent misspelling of the #AbbottLovesAnnabel hashtag on @QandA
— Annabel Crabb (@annabelcrabb) August 24, 2015
Guys, don't be so immature. It's "Abbott Lo! Vesnal." A Latin term which roughly translates to, "Tony! Bumhole politician." #AbbottLovesAnal
— Brendan Maclean (@macleanbrendan) August 24, 2015
#AbbottLovesAnal I have nothing to add I just want this to continue trending.
— Keegs (@keegs) August 25, 2015
knowing @annabelcrabb she would have been intelligently deconstructing our dogmatic political paradigm when suddenly pic.twitter.com/vlBcN8ouFe
— todd sampson (@toddsampsonOz) August 25, 2015
Border Force’s plans to start randomly check visas on the street of Melbourne have come crumbling down following protests and a witty hashtag. People power!
When I first read that federal agents were gonna be checking people for "papers", I genuinely thought they meant tally-ho's. #borderforce
— Matt Okine (@mattokine) August 28, 2015
Press conference for #BorderForce cancelled due to an unexpectedly high number of reasonable people tuning in.
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) August 28, 2015
I've got a bad feeling I'm going to go to the city, get drunk, get too lippy and wake up hung over in Nauru. #BorderForce
— Tom Gleeson (@nonstoptom) August 28, 2015