Watch Miss Piggy Take On Rihanna's 'Bitch Better Have My Money'

In case you're one of those people who has forgotten (or worse, never admitted) exactly how fabulous beloved Muppets mainstay Miss Piggy is, the good people at Vulture have created an excellent piece of internet minutiae that ought to jog that crappy memory of yours.

Syncing footage of the porcine princess with Rihanna's take-no-prisoners anthem Bitch Better Have My Money, the site has painted a somewhat unsettling portrait of Miss Piggy as ruthless loan shark, brazenly beating folks about the head for evidently failing to make good on their outstanding debts, but damned if it doesn't work scary-perfectly. It even approaches levels of synchronicity not seen since the brilliant Dinosaurs/Notorious B.I.G. mash-up earlier this year.

Check it out below, and never, ever, forget to pay The Pig.