Literally Nobody But Australia Wants Australia To Compete In Eurovision

12 February 2015 | 3:58 pm | Staff Writer

Haters gonna hate

Like the rest of the nation, we're pretty excited about yesterday's announcement that Australia had been granted a once-off admission to the annual Eurovision Song Contest — especially now that TISM's Damian Cowell has indicated he'd be on-board with performing — but it seems the rest of the world isn't as enthusiastic about the development as we are Down Under.

A quick glance over ever-histrionic barometer of opinion Twitter shows that, around the world, people are scratching their heads at the inclusion of a country still wrestling between its geography and surprisingly resilient post-colonial cultural ties. As it turns out, Eurovision fans seem to be more concerned with the former than they are the latter. Some people even broke out the rule books.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Of course, for all the complaining, the European Broadcasting Union, which operates Eurovision, was diplomatic in silencing the critics, explaining very patiently our country's support for the contest over the decades, as well as SBS' status as an Associate Member of the EBU, to outraged Europeans.

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Come on, haters. Learn to share. Worst case, you only have to put up with us for two years, and that's only assuming that we win your precious little contest to begin with. Calm yourselves (and bug TISM some more).