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The Decline end their Japanese jaunt with a dangerously low amount of toilet breaks.
The Decline do their best not to be confused with the Yakuza on their Japanese adventure with Useless ID.
"On our way to our hotel we witnessed numerous car wrecks, a lady driving around using her iPad, and someone rolling a cigarette behind the wheel."
"We called it a night in Pisa, which I’m pretty sure stands for Prostitutes In Severe Abundance. There were almost as many ladies of the night as there were pizza joints, and that’s a lot."
The Decline boys hit France and their show blows all their previous gigs outta the water.
"Harry repaid the kind venue staff by blocking the toilet the next day and leaving it for them to clear whilst we ate breakfast."
"I’m squinting through a thick fog of smoke as I type this and politely turn down drugs. At least they were nice enough to offer."
"At our first show in Nenzing, Austria, our lighting guy (or more appropriately, lighting kid, as he was 13) was drinking and smoking behind the desk."