Tom Ballard, Journalist

"We will probably get married in Scotland where it is legal."

"After just three performances my nice audience members have raised $1,525 for refugee-run advocacy group RISE!"

What kind of sick shit are the Brisbane Comedy Festival staff into????

"There are few things in this world more grim than a comedian who takes themselves seriously."

"I can happily confirm that it is now AN UNDENIABLE WORK OF GENIUS THAT IS WORTH YOUR MONEY."