(Not) The Bachelor Live!

24 February 2017 | 11:39 am | Aneta Grulichova

"Luke Bolland entertained us with his breakneck version of 'The Bachelorette', condensing three months into just one hour."

With love already in the air on February 14, (Not) The Bachelor Live! was the perfect cute date night for Valentine's Day. Perth comedian Luke Bolland entertained us with his breakneck version of The Bachelorette, condensing three months into just one hour. Complete with a chocolate-rose ceremony, quirky sexual quizzes and a handful of eager bachelors to fight it out for a coffee date with the beautiful bachelorette.

The bachelorette was a sexy burlesque dancer whose special talent was to twirl tassels on her ass; before we could blink she hiked up her blue dress and showed the crowd her party trick. Contestant number one wowed the crowd with his hula-hoop and ukulele skills, as he battled to win the bachelorette's heart. The rivalry between the three contestants was adorable but hilarious as they talked themselves up while also throwing the others under the bus.

Each night of the show is different, as the only scripted parts were the questions and activities for each round. Everything else was unplanned and raw —  everything that ends up on stage is entirely unpredictable, making it even funnier. The only downside of being unscripted was that some activities didn't have the results Bolland needed for the big laughs.

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