Not the first time a random white bloke has claimed he can DJ....
In the most putrid, embarrassing news of 2022, Former President of the United States Donald Trump is rumoured to have taken an unsuspecting turn into the world of DJing.
His first audience is set to be his fellow members at the Mar-a-Lago Club this weekend, which Trump has owned since 1985.
New York Times journalist Maggie Haberman reported that a notice signed by Trump was sent out to members, announcing the dinner events this weekend.
It read, "Great music will be played during dinner on Friday and Saturday evenings, with President Trump playing the role of disc jockey. The music will be amazing, it will be lots of fun, and will go until the late evening. We look forward to seeing everyone again very soon!”
We'd rather not predict which sonic direction DJ Trump will go, however it's fair to expect a mix between Kanye West, Lil Pump, Kid Rock and Jene Simmons. You might need some serious ear plugs for this party.
Quite the melting pot...
Words by Parry Tritsiniotis
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