A few events of note went down this week — AJ Maddah and co. announced the much-anticipated Soundwave line-up, Thursday was National Cat Day (this needs to go on all year, just saying) and last night, revellers were stoked that Halloween fell on a Saturday this year. Tony Abbott… well, he's always a catastrophic to talk about now, isn't he? This week, he was on everyone's lips for his questionable Margaret Thatcher speech.
What can we say? The man continues to be a human joke goldmine.
Tony Abbott is impressive on the world stage when it comes to reminding people why he was fired.
— Tom Gleeson (@nonstoptom) October 28, 2015
I assume Tony Abbott's political memoirs will be called What Jesus Really Meant
— Wil Anderson (@Wil_Anderson) October 27, 2015
That's the thing about a Tony Abbott gig, no annoying stuff off the new album just the classics... #internationalBoatStopper
— Wil Anderson (@Wil_Anderson) October 27, 2015
Maddah can be foul-mouthed, hilarious and unbelievably honest at the best and worst of times.
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2am. Tired & super stressed about SW16 artwork a week out from announce & can't get Chimfucking chimeny from Mary Poppins out of my head FML
— AJ (@iamnotshouting) October 20, 2015
Here's a billion dollar idea: An app that edit JaJar fucking Binks out of Star Wars prequels.
— AJ (@iamnotshouting) October 20, 2015
PLEASE DO NOT TAKE PHOTOS OF YOUR BALLS AND TWEET THEM TO EVENTOPIA.
— AJ (@iamnotshouting) October 16, 2015
Australia, you have to see The Bennies while they still have a few brain cells they haven't killed. Trust me, this offer won't last long!
— AJ (@iamnotshouting) October 4, 2015
You kids and your fancy fucking internets could never fathom just how horribly wrong we used to get lyrics to popular songs back in the day!
— AJ (@iamnotshouting) September 9, 2015
Taylor Swift ain't kitten.
With every passing day, Olivia looks less like a cat and more like a melting snowman. Happy #NationalCatDay pic.twitter.com/5iHXCBuZo7
— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) October 29, 2015
I'm allergic to cats. I think. #NationalCatDay
— Hailee Steinfeld (@HaileeSteinfeld) October 30, 2015
It's #nationalcatday Wait until your partner is asleep and walk all over their face while you make purring sounds.
— Kate Flannery (@KateFlannery) October 30, 2015
Cats actually don't seem too excited about #NationalCatDay.
— Betty F*ckin' White (@BettyFckinWhite) October 29, 2015
Hope you had a good #NationalCatDay. I know ALF did. pic.twitter.com/wzkHg433LM
— Andre (BlackNerd) (@BlackNerd) October 30, 2015
Chill out today man. It's #NationalCatDay pic.twitter.com/ArKrG7TV8j
— Tommy Chong (@tommychong) October 30, 2015
Happy #NationalCatDay. pic.twitter.com/aCCghhu5fL
— George Harrison (@GeorgeHarrison) October 30, 2015
Let's be honest, every day is cat day. #NationalCatDay
— Mary Lynn Rajskub (@MaryLynnRajskub) October 30, 2015
Happy #NationalCatDay... again. #CatLines #BlackLines #BlackCats pic.twitter.com/4ODbgyBqKA
— Fearless Records (@FearlessRecords) October 30, 2015
Why does America sell all the good costumes? To make up for it, we put together a guide to creating your own cheap Aussie musician costume.
Found my Halloween costume pic.twitter.com/99tKx54ttv
— gtears (@gtears_) October 30, 2015
I'm going to be a republican for Halloween. I will take candy from kids with very little and give it to kids with more than enough.
— Emma Black (@theemmablack) October 30, 2015
The worst part about breaking up right before Halloween is now I have to explain at every party why I'm dressed as half of a horse.
— Rob Fee (@robfee) October 30, 2015
HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM LA playing at the el rey theatre tonight! @juzcraft @jonhanlon pic.twitter.com/Aq93ae13jj
— peking duk (@pekingduk) October 31, 2015