A few events of note went down this week — AJ Maddah and co. announced the much-anticipated Soundwave line-up, Thursday was National Cat Day (this needs to go on all year, just saying) and last night, revellers were stoked that Halloween fell on a Saturday this year. Tony Abbott… well, he's always a catastrophic to talk about now, isn't he? This week, he was on everyone's lips for his questionable Margaret Thatcher speech.
What can we say? The man continues to be a human joke goldmine.
Tony Abbott is impressive on the world stage when it comes to reminding people why he was fired.— Tom Gleeson (@nonstoptom) October 28, 2015
I assume Tony Abbott's political memoirs will be called What Jesus Really Meant— Wil Anderson (@Wil_Anderson) October 27, 2015
That's the thing about a Tony Abbott gig, no annoying stuff off the new album just the classics... #internationalBoatStopper— Wil Anderson (@Wil_Anderson) October 27, 2015
Maddah can be foul-mouthed, hilarious and unbelievably honest at the best and worst of times.
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2am. Tired & super stressed about SW16 artwork a week out from announce & can't get Chimfucking chimeny from Mary Poppins out of my head FML— AJ (@iamnotshouting) October 20, 2015
Here's a billion dollar idea: An app that edit JaJar fucking Binks out of Star Wars prequels.— AJ (@iamnotshouting) October 20, 2015
PLEASE DO NOT TAKE PHOTOS OF YOUR BALLS AND TWEET THEM TO EVENTOPIA.— AJ (@iamnotshouting) October 16, 2015
Australia, you have to see The Bennies while they still have a few brain cells they haven't killed. Trust me, this offer won't last long!— AJ (@iamnotshouting) October 4, 2015
You kids and your fancy fucking internets could never fathom just how horribly wrong we used to get lyrics to popular songs back in the day!— AJ (@iamnotshouting) September 9, 2015
Taylor Swift ain't kitten.
I'm allergic to cats. I think. #NationalCatDay— Hailee Steinfeld (@HaileeSteinfeld) October 30, 2015
It's #nationalcatday Wait until your partner is asleep and walk all over their face while you make purring sounds.— Kate Flannery (@KateFlannery) October 30, 2015
Cats actually don't seem too excited about #NationalCatDay.— Betty F*ckin' White (@BettyFckinWhite) October 29, 2015
Let's be honest, every day is cat day. #NationalCatDay— Mary Lynn Rajskub (@MaryLynnRajskub) October 30, 2015
Why does America sell all the good costumes? To make up for it, we put together a guide to creating your own cheap Aussie musician costume.
I'm going to be a republican for Halloween. I will take candy from kids with very little and give it to kids with more than enough.— Emma Black (@theemmablack) October 30, 2015
The worst part about breaking up right before Halloween is now I have to explain at every party why I'm dressed as half of a horse.— Rob Fee (@robfee) October 30, 2015