A few events of note went down this week — AJ Maddah and co. announced the much-anticipated Soundwave line-up, Thursday was National Cat Day (this needs to go on all year, just saying) and last night, revellers were stoked that Halloween fell on a Saturday this year. Tony Abbott… well, he's always a catastrophic to talk about now, isn't he? This week, he was on everyone's lips for his questionable Margaret Thatcher speech.
tony abbott
What can we say? The man continues to be a human joke goldmine.
Tony Abbott is impressive on the world stage when it comes to reminding people why he was fired.
— Tom Gleeson (@nonstoptom) October 28, 2015
I assume Tony Abbott's political memoirs will be called What Jesus Really Meant
— Wil Anderson (@Wil_Anderson) October 27, 2015
That's the thing about a Tony Abbott gig, no annoying stuff off the new album just the classics... #internationalBoatStopper
— Wil Anderson (@Wil_Anderson) October 27, 2015
aj maddah
Maddah can be foul-mouthed, hilarious and unbelievably honest at the best and worst of times.
2am. Tired & super stressed about SW16 artwork a week out from announce & can't get Chimfucking chimeny from Mary Poppins out of my head FML
— AJ (@iamnotshouting) October 20, 2015
Here's a billion dollar idea: An app that edit JaJar fucking Binks out of Star Wars prequels.
— AJ (@iamnotshouting) October 20, 2015
PLEASE DO NOT TAKE PHOTOS OF YOUR BALLS AND TWEET THEM TO EVENTOPIA.
— AJ (@iamnotshouting) October 16, 2015
Australia, you have to see The Bennies while they still have a few brain cells they haven't killed. Trust me, this offer won't last long!
— AJ (@iamnotshouting) October 4, 2015
You kids and your fancy fucking internets could never fathom just how horribly wrong we used to get lyrics to popular songs back in the day!
— AJ (@iamnotshouting) September 9, 2015
national cat day
Taylor Swift ain't kitten.
With every passing day, Olivia looks less like a cat and more like a melting snowman. Happy #NationalCatDay pic.twitter.com/5iHXCBuZo7
— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) October 29, 2015
I'm allergic to cats. I think. #NationalCatDay
— Hailee Steinfeld (@HaileeSteinfeld) October 30, 2015
It's #nationalcatday Wait until your partner is asleep and walk all over their face while you make purring sounds.
— Kate Flannery (@KateFlannery) October 30, 2015
Cats actually don't seem too excited about #NationalCatDay.
— Betty F*ckin' White (@BettyFckinWhite) October 29, 2015
Hope you had a good #NationalCatDay. I know ALF did. pic.twitter.com/wzkHg433LM
— Andre (BlackNerd) (@BlackNerd) October 30, 2015
Chill out today man. It's #NationalCatDay pic.twitter.com/ArKrG7TV8j
— Tommy Chong (@tommychong) October 30, 2015
Happy #NationalCatDay. pic.twitter.com/aCCghhu5fL
— George Harrison (@GeorgeHarrison) October 30, 2015
Let's be honest, every day is cat day. #NationalCatDay
— Mary Lynn Rajskub (@MaryLynnRajskub) October 30, 2015
Happy #NationalCatDay... again. #CatLines #BlackLines #BlackCats pic.twitter.com/4ODbgyBqKA
— Fearless Records (@FearlessRecords) October 30, 2015
halloween
Why does America sell all the good costumes? To make up for it, we put together a guide to creating your own cheap Aussie musician costume.
Found my Halloween costume pic.twitter.com/99tKx54ttv
— gtears (@gtears_) October 30, 2015
I'm going to be a republican for Halloween. I will take candy from kids with very little and give it to kids with more than enough.
— Emma Black (@theemmablack) October 30, 2015
The worst part about breaking up right before Halloween is now I have to explain at every party why I'm dressed as half of a horse.
— Rob Fee (@robfee) October 30, 2015
HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM LA playing at the el rey theatre tonight! @juzcraft @jonhanlon pic.twitter.com/Aq93ae13jj
— peking duk (@pekingduk) October 31, 2015
