Celebrities Social The Darndest Things

Without Abbott behind the wheel in Australia, social media commentators seem a little stuck for words. That’s alright, US politics are always a circus that throw Twitter into chaos. And #DemDebate - the first debate between Democratic candidates Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders - delivered the goods.

The fact #DemDabate is trending higher than #DemDebate is so American.
— Travon Free (@Travon) October 14, 2015

Hillary Clinton is adult Lisa Simpson.
— Erin Gloria Ryan (@morninggloria) October 14, 2015

Somewhere @realDonaldTrump is sweating bullets in an expensive Chinese-made suit after watching @HillaryClinton crush it on #DemDebate
— Paul Begala (@PaulBegala) October 14, 2015

#DemDebate was really boring but had a lot of fun live tweeting and picked up by far the most followers.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 14, 2015

CNN doesn't know what to do when the presidential debate isn't between a group of Batman villains. #DemDebate
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) October 14, 2015

missed the #DemDebate so if anyone could tell me which candidate knew the most vine dances that would help me cast my vote thanks in advance
— demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) October 14, 2015

Child Care

A New York woman is reportedly suing her 11-year-old nephew over a hug that broke her wrist.

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If she had had a gun he wouldn’t have been able to hug her and none of this would have happened. http://t.co/upuOAwB6sm
— Stephen Mangan (@StephenMangan) October 13, 2015

Oh, look, it's the worst person on Earth: http://t.co/wiXHXzWxk4
— Mike Madden (@MikeMadden) October 13, 2015

It's time to play 'News Report Or Unfinished Woody Allen Script?': http://t.co/foIeTowOJS
— Una Mullally (@UnaMullally) October 13, 2015

Playboy

Is no longer featuring nude women.

I only read Playboy for the articles of clothing missing from the people in the photos
— Adam Rotstein (@madamepotstein) October 15, 2015

Now that @Playboy is going to stop including pictures of naked woman I guess we really will find out if anyone read it just for the articles
— Eddie Trunk (@EddieTrunk) October 14, 2015

However, Playboy's articles will now only be about naked women.
— Jon Friedman (@friedmanjon) October 13, 2015

Playboy reveals first non-nude centerfold: pic.twitter.com/lfefEiO3gX
— E.J. Coughlin (@ejc) October 13, 2015

Playboy's decision makes today a very sad day for the manufacturers of lotion.
— Ron White (@Ron_White) October 13, 2015

Playboy announced it will no longer publish nude pictures. In related news, Fox News said it would no longer discuss Hillary's email server.
— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) October 13, 2015

MTV doesn't play music and Playboy doesn't publish nudes. This is the WEIRDEST time to be alive.
— Bret Von Dehl (@BretVonDehl) October 13, 2015

Playboy doesn't have pictures of naked ladies anymore but reminder you can still type 5318008 into a calculator and turn it upside down
— Dan Ozzi (@danozzi) October 13, 2015

Donald Trump To Host SNL

Donald Trump hosting SNL has brought us to "ironically" ironical levels of irony.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) October 14, 2015

Hyped to see my hero @realDonaldTrump on SNL!!!! I see you shinin homie! RT THIS TRUMP and I'll send you my soundcloud link!!!
— Yassir Lester- MODEL (@Yassir_Lester) October 13, 2015

Donald Trump will be hosting SNL, with musical guest: That aunt who is suing her nephew
— Mezrahi, Samir (@samir) October 13, 2015

Bonus Round

'The apple doesn't fall far from the tree' - no of course it fucking doesn't. It doesn't have fucking wings, does it? It's a fucking apple.
— Matt Lucas (@RealMattLucas) October 13, 2015

What was the point of being super fit before they invented Instagram?
— Dave Hughes (@DHughesy) October 12, 2015

When people say 'it's not politically correct to say this...' 9 times out of ten they mean to say 'It's not correct to say this...'#truefact
— Charlie Pickering (@charliepick) October 10, 2015