"What was the point of being super fit before they invented Instagram?"
Without Abbott behind the wheel in Australia, social media commentators seem a little stuck for words. That’s alright, US politics are always a circus that throw Twitter into chaos. And #DemDebate - the first debate between Democratic candidates Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders - delivered the goods.
Hillary Clinton is adult Lisa Simpson.— Erin Gloria Ryan (@morninggloria) October 14, 2015
#DemDebate was really boring but had a lot of fun live tweeting and picked up by far the most followers.— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 14, 2015
CNN doesn't know what to do when the presidential debate isn't between a group of Batman villains. #DemDebate— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) October 14, 2015
missed the #DemDebate so if anyone could tell me which candidate knew the most vine dances that would help me cast my vote thanks in advance— demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) October 14, 2015
A New York woman is reportedly suing her 11-year-old nephew over a hug that broke her wrist.
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If she had had a gun he wouldn’t have been able to hug her and none of this would have happened. http://t.co/upuOAwB6sm— Stephen Mangan (@StephenMangan) October 13, 2015
Oh, look, it's the worst person on Earth: http://t.co/wiXHXzWxk4— Mike Madden (@MikeMadden) October 13, 2015
It's time to play 'News Report Or Unfinished Woody Allen Script?': http://t.co/foIeTowOJS— Una Mullally (@UnaMullally) October 13, 2015
Is no longer featuring nude women.
I only read Playboy for the articles of clothing missing from the people in the photos— Adam Rotstein (@madamepotstein) October 15, 2015
Now that @Playboy is going to stop including pictures of naked woman I guess we really will find out if anyone read it just for the articles— Eddie Trunk (@EddieTrunk) October 14, 2015
However, Playboy's articles will now only be about naked women.— Jon Friedman (@friedmanjon) October 13, 2015
Playboy reveals first non-nude centerfold: pic.twitter.com/lfefEiO3gX— E.J. Coughlin (@ejc) October 13, 2015
Playboy's decision makes today a very sad day for the manufacturers of lotion.— Ron White (@Ron_White) October 13, 2015
Playboy announced it will no longer publish nude pictures. In related news, Fox News said it would no longer discuss Hillary's email server.— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) October 13, 2015
MTV doesn't play music and Playboy doesn't publish nudes. This is the WEIRDEST time to be alive.— Bret Von Dehl (@BretVonDehl) October 13, 2015
Playboy doesn't have pictures of naked ladies anymore but reminder you can still type 5318008 into a calculator and turn it upside down— Dan Ozzi (@danozzi) October 13, 2015
Donald Trump hosting SNL has brought us to "ironically" ironical levels of irony.— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) October 14, 2015
Hyped to see my hero @realDonaldTrump on SNL!!!! I see you shinin homie! RT THIS TRUMP and I'll send you my soundcloud link!!!— Yassir Lester- MODEL (@Yassir_Lester) October 13, 2015
Donald Trump will be hosting SNL, with musical guest: That aunt who is suing her nephew— Mezrahi, Samir (@samir) October 13, 2015
'The apple doesn't fall far from the tree' - no of course it fucking doesn't. It doesn't have fucking wings, does it? It's a fucking apple.— Matt Lucas (@RealMattLucas) October 13, 2015
What was the point of being super fit before they invented Instagram?— Dave Hughes (@DHughesy) October 12, 2015
When people say 'it's not politically correct to say this...' 9 times out of ten they mean to say 'It's not correct to say this...'#truefact— Charlie Pickering (@charliepick) October 10, 2015
Fuck any game company that puts in-app purchases on kids games!!!— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) October 10, 2015