Grand Masters of Comedy on the Harbour
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When?
14 November 2025 starting 8:00 am
How much?
From: $57
What?
?? COMEDY CRUISE ON NEWCASTLE HARBOUR – LAUGH OUT LOUD ON THE WATER! ???????? Tickets on Sale NOW! LIMITED EARLY BIRD SPECIAL!
Get ready for an unforgettable night of non-stop laughs, food, drinks, and sweeping harbour views aboard Newcastle’s premier superyacht, MV Calmer! The sharpest, boldest, and most side-splitting comedians! From razor-sharp wit to outrageous stories and crowd-roasting banter – it’s all happening on the water.With a complimentary drink and canapes on arrival there is no better place to be on a friday night!!
We’re transforming Newcastle harbour with an exclusive floating comedy club – featuring a 3 hour cruise including the very best line up of stand-up comedians from Australia and abroad. Don't sit on your hands for this one because we are limiting our 500 capacity vessel to just 170 people to make sure everyone has a seat on main deck for the show.
?? 3 HEADLINE ACTS!You’ll be treated to a killer comedy lineup featuring headline acts from TV, the comedy circuit, and viral online fame. Buckle up for belly laughs, cheeky punchlines, and unforgettable antics.?? On the Mic Performing Acts To Be Confirmed
?? What to Expect:
?? Live Stand-Up Comedy – 3 amazing sets of laugh-out-loud entertainment with top Aussie and Internartional comedians?? Fully Licensed Venue - Wide selection of drinks for purchase including craft beers, peterdrayton wines, spirits and RTD favourites.?? Delicious Food by Our Private Chef – Free Canapés on arrival and then a crowd-favourite menu available to purchase?? 360° Harbour Views – Snap selfies from the wrap-around decks and sky deck?? Pre and Post set Vibes – Chill and mingle with friends on all 3 levels with the music pumping
??? Cruise Details:
?? Date: Friday, 14th November 2025? Time: 6:30 PM Boarding | 7:00 PM Departure | 10:00 PM Return?? Location: Queens Wharf Ferry Terminal, Newcastle Harbour?? Dress Code: Smart casual. Flat shoes or low heels required (no tall & skinny heels for your safety on the boat stairs)?? 18+ Event Only – Photo ID required
? Important Info:
• No reserved seating or tables - seating suitable for all to enjoy the show as we have limited the ticket sales• Strictly NO BYO - Food and drinks available for purchase onboard – The complimentary drink on arrival included with your ticket purchase is limited to one drink per person from the the Hosts's selection of House Beer, Wine, Sparkling wine and Soft drink.• RSA enforced – intoxicated guests will not be served• No mid-cruise pickups or drop-offs• Photos/video may be taken for promotional purposes
?? Exclusive Event– Limited Spots! ONLY 170 TICKETS AVAILABLE!Don’t miss this floating comedy club experience – it’s a boatload of fun and seats fill fast.
BOOK NOW to secure your spot for the ultimate comedy night out on the harbour.
?? Final Word:
Bring your mates, your partner, or your whole crew and get ready for a night of gut-busting laughter on Newcastle Harbour – this is not your average comedy night… it’s stand-up with a view!
Get ready for an unforgettable night of non-stop laughs, food, drinks, and sweeping harbour views aboard Newcastle’s premier superyacht, MV Calmer! The sharpest, boldest, and most side-splitting comedians! From razor-sharp wit to outrageous stories and crowd-roasting banter – it’s all happening on the water.With a complimentary drink and canapes on arrival there is no better place to be on a friday night!!
We’re transforming Newcastle harbour with an exclusive floating comedy club – featuring a 3 hour cruise including the very best line up of stand-up comedians from Australia and abroad. Don't sit on your hands for this one because we are limiting our 500 capacity vessel to just 170 people to make sure everyone has a seat on main deck for the show.
?? 3 HEADLINE ACTS!You’ll be treated to a killer comedy lineup featuring headline acts from TV, the comedy circuit, and viral online fame. Buckle up for belly laughs, cheeky punchlines, and unforgettable antics.?? On the Mic Performing Acts To Be Confirmed
?? What to Expect:
?? Live Stand-Up Comedy – 3 amazing sets of laugh-out-loud entertainment with top Aussie and Internartional comedians?? Fully Licensed Venue - Wide selection of drinks for purchase including craft beers, peterdrayton wines, spirits and RTD favourites.?? Delicious Food by Our Private Chef – Free Canapés on arrival and then a crowd-favourite menu available to purchase?? 360° Harbour Views – Snap selfies from the wrap-around decks and sky deck?? Pre and Post set Vibes – Chill and mingle with friends on all 3 levels with the music pumping
??? Cruise Details:
?? Date: Friday, 14th November 2025? Time: 6:30 PM Boarding | 7:00 PM Departure | 10:00 PM Return?? Location: Queens Wharf Ferry Terminal, Newcastle Harbour?? Dress Code: Smart casual. Flat shoes or low heels required (no tall & skinny heels for your safety on the boat stairs)?? 18+ Event Only – Photo ID required
? Important Info:
• No reserved seating or tables - seating suitable for all to enjoy the show as we have limited the ticket sales• Strictly NO BYO - Food and drinks available for purchase onboard – The complimentary drink on arrival included with your ticket purchase is limited to one drink per person from the the Hosts's selection of House Beer, Wine, Sparkling wine and Soft drink.• RSA enforced – intoxicated guests will not be served• No mid-cruise pickups or drop-offs• Photos/video may be taken for promotional purposes
?? Exclusive Event– Limited Spots! ONLY 170 TICKETS AVAILABLE!Don’t miss this floating comedy club experience – it’s a boatload of fun and seats fill fast.
BOOK NOW to secure your spot for the ultimate comedy night out on the harbour.
?? Final Word:
Bring your mates, your partner, or your whole crew and get ready for a night of gut-busting laughter on Newcastle Harbour – this is not your average comedy night… it’s stand-up with a view!
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