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Grand Masters of Comedy on the Harbour

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When?

20 March 2026 starting 8:00 am

Where?

Calmer (Newcastle)

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Newcastle

2300 NSW

How much?

From: $42.35

What?

?? COMEDY CRUISE ON NEWCASTLE HARBOUR – LAUGH OUT LOUD ON THE WATER! ???????? Tickets on Sale NOW! LIMITED SPOTS!Get ready for an unforgettable night of non-stop laughs, food, drinks, and sweeping harbour views aboard Newcastle’s premier superyacht, MV Calmer! The sharpest, boldest, and most side-splitting comedians! From razor-sharp wit to outrageous stories and crowd-roasting banter – it’s all happening on the water.NO BETTER PLACE TO BE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT!!We’re transforming Newcastle harbour with an exclusive floating comedy club – featuring a 3 hour cruise including the very best line up of stand-up comedians from Australia and abroad. Don't sit on your hands for this one because we are limiting our 500 capacity vessel to just 170 people to make sure everyone has a seat on main deck for the show.

??? Cruise Details:

Date

Time

Location

Dress Code

(no tall & skinny heels for your safety on the boat stairs

18+ Event Only

?? What to Expect:

Live Stand-Up Comedy

Fully Licensed Venue -

Delicious Snack foods

360° Harbour Views

Pre and Post set Vibes

3

HEADLINE ACTS!

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On the Mic

Performing Acts To Be Confirmed

? Important Info:

NO BYO -

Refund Policy:

Exclusive Event– Limited Spots! ONLY 170 TICKETS AVAILABLE!

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?? Final Word:

Bring your mates, your partner, or your whole crew and get ready for a night of gut-busting laughter on Newcastle Harbour – this is not your average comedy night… it’s stand-up with a view!