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Can you give us a tweet-length summary of your show? My stand-up is an extension of my past, present, and somewhat made up future of my life. My life scars R now laughable moments in an hour.

What was the last thing you couldn’t stop laughing at? A friend said he uses motor lube for lubricant when he masturbates and yells “vrooom vrooom” every few minutes. (Was funny as hell to me.)

What’s your favourite comedy film and why? Favorite comedy film is probably Coming To America. This film never gets old and I always see something I never noticed before or didn’t pay close attention to.

What happened the last time you were heckled? Last time I got heckled, I shouted, “You’re mad because you’ll never be the man your mother was!” He said, “My mother’s dead.” I replied, “I didn’t kill the bitch!”

What profession do you think would provide the best comic material? Horse hiccup analyser, public bathroom assistant (paper, candy, mouthwash, etc), assistant donut glazer, porn extra, and/or loose pubic hair cleaner at hair wax centre.

Website link for more info? wilsylvince.com