We also walk past a pair of discarded, inside-out black stockings - gusset facing up and complete with skiddies - in a grassy square near the library.

The Decline boys hit France and their show blows all their previous gigs outta the water.

Velociraptor win over the posh poms at showcase festival The Great Escape.

It’s official. Just like print, the Web Is Dead.

Picking the best 20 songs from the past 20 years is enough to make a man go insane. Does that mean you shouldn't try?

"Was that Niall Horan from 1D appreciating Everything Everything in the Brighton Dome?"

"Gosling may be the internet’s imaginary boyfriend, but once more he’s playing someone not particularly dreamy."

The SCDP boy’s club - Harry belchin’, Pete recedin’, Don condescendin’- now just making Joan’s ovaries ache.

"Harry repaid the kind venue staff by blocking the toilet the next day and leaving it for them to clear whilst we ate breakfast."

"Feminism is not an uncontrollable urge to take to the street with your bra aflame, it’s not necessarily wanting to give up grooming, and it’s not wanting to round up all men in a paddock to be shot."